1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,479 "G.G. Noah Films, and Israel Studios in Jerusalem present: 2 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:09,868 "A Production of Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:16,279 "Up Your Anchor" (Lemon Popsicle VI) 4 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:21,675 Tzachi Noy 5 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:27,396 Yiftach Katzor 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,989 Yosef Shiloach 7 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:37,158 Yehuda Efroni 8 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,953 Dvora Keidar 9 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,870 Produced by: Menache Golan and Yoram Globus. 10 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,518 Directed by: Danny Volman 11 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,278 This is the cruise ship Orion, sailing in the Mediterranean sea. 12 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:55,711 During the day shes a reliable vessel, but at night... 13 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,350 theres a celebration in every cabin. 14 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:03,238 This is the captain. A real man. A loyal seaman, a family man, 15 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,439 who cares for his wife and daughter. 16 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,949 This is Ella, the captains wife. She paints as a hobby. 17 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,913 Thats how she satisfies herself. 18 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,435 Because her husband won't. 19 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:26,671 Both try to protect their daughter, Dana, 20 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:29,036 so she doesnt fall into bad company. 21 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,232 They want her to marry Moshe, a handsome yet somewhat dry guy. 22 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,638 He keeps in shape and builds his body. The brains, however... 23 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,952 All ships have a chief petty officer. 24 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,475 George is our C.P.O. 25 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,275 Hes no fool. His daughter is the apple of his eye. 26 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:58,992 He watches her like a hawk, so she doesnt lose her virginity. 27 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:03,116 When daddy sails he leaves his parrot to watch his daughter. 28 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:12,030 This is Baron Von Alexander, And this the Contessa, his wife. 29 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:13,992 They are a couple of international cons. 30 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,033 And this is their dog, a professional smuggler. 31 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:20,357 Lets begin our story. We have many surprises in store. 32 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,632 Let me see... 33 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:27,671 Whats this? -Momo sent it from America. Hes having a blast. 34 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,229 Show me. -So Benzi, whats he writing? Read it to me. 35 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,037 I am so sorry for you guys for not being in America with me. 36 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,318 Every lay is a fuck fest. 37 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,359 I met this girl who asked me to show her the city of New York. 38 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:42,999 I took her to a hotel room, 39 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,078 And all she saw the whole week was the hotel rooms ceiling. 40 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,593 Hey guys! Whats up? Hows the sea? -Shut up, youre disrupting. 41 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,995 Benzi, keep reading. - Froyke, come here a minute. 42 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,437 You cant compare this to Israeli girls. -Hold this a sec. 43 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,194 Say, Benzi, what are you reading there? 44 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,319 A postcard from Momo. - Show me. 45 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:07,879 Hes having a ball. 46 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,234 Lemon Popsicle! -Come on, keep reading. Hurry. 47 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:13,829 I have the postcard now. - Look whos coming. 48 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,798 Look at these balloons... 49 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,797 Hey guys, look, heres Johnny from the chairs, 50 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,434 and his nymphomaniac wife from the kiosk. 51 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,433 What a babe! -Wait, you aint seen nothing yet. 52 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,399 Now shell probably changing to her swimsuit. Want a peek? -Yeah. 53 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,354 Now youll see how her fat husband kisses her every morning. 54 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,632 Did I tell you or did I tell you? 55 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,432 Now what? -Here, she's putting on her bathing suit. 56 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,394 Thats it. Are you guys coming? - Lets go. 57 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,388 Sorry 58 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,837 Oh man! -My God! Look at those boobs! 59 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,550 What an ass! 60 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,519 Come on, you guys. I want to see too! -What are you yakking about? 61 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,359 Let me have a look. -What are you getting in my way for, jerk? 62 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,470 Yudale, you let me see then. lm missing everything. 63 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,117 God, those jugs are making me rip my trunks apart. 64 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,033 OK, youve seen enough. 65 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,315 Thats great. lm missing it all. She's going to put on her suit! 66 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:00,308 Man, those boobs! 67 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,552 OK, shows over. 68 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,911 Hey, horny boy, what are you doing up there? 69 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,317 I said, what are you doing? -|... 70 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,158 I asked you what you were doing up there! 71 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,832 He wants to get us ice cream. - Yeah, hes getting ice cream. 72 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,512 You want some ice cream? - All of you? -He said it, not me. 73 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,910 Would you like to buy ice cream? - Yes, four. -Which ones? 74 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:27,950 I want mocha. -Double fudge. - Chocolate. -Damn jerks. 75 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,957 Sir! Sir! 76 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,349 What do you want? 77 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,636 Can you get my ball out of the hole? 78 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,797 Which hole? 79 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,679 Right there. 80 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,230 Kid, you better not be yanking my chain! 81 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,551 Heres the ball. - What do you want from me? 82 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,835 Here, Ill hold your ice cream. 83 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:59,912 Dont you eat them, you hear? 84 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,191 Come on already! 85 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:28,916 Ill kill you! Hey, get my ice creams over here! 86 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,709 Why are you taking his ice creams? -lts mine, not his! 87 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,156 Give me the ice creams before I kill you. 88 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,788 Let go! What do you want from me? - Come here! -Let go! 89 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,351 Come here, fatso! Where are you running to? 90 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,909 Come here, fatso. My kids ice creams are not good enough? 91 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,797 Man, I was this close to getting killed. 92 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,957 Guys, we gotta get some game for tonight. 93 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:34,477 Hey, look over there. - Oh great! 94 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,758 Oh guys, just watch me. Watch this. 95 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,637 Give me back my skirt! 96 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,599 Youre blocking the view, jerk! 97 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,152 Look what hes doing. 98 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,190 Man, I really have changed. 99 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,511 Yudale, you used to be much thinner. 100 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,876 Electrifying girl. 101 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,354 You can say whatever you want, but she was a knockout. 102 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,431 Move over, let me see. - Hold on. -Move over already! 103 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,516 Youre so selfish! You never let me have a look. 104 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,116 Youre great, baby. Youre wonderful. 105 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,075 Honey! -Even back then Momo knew how to party. 106 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,430 Move over already. Let me see. 107 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,710 Man, youre too young to see what goes on in there. 108 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,677 Come on, dont be cruel. Let me have a look. 109 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,557 Look at those boobs. 110 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,432 Move over! - Youre so young. 111 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,074 Hes banging her! Hes banging her! 112 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,836 Let me see. -Hold on. - Come on, move over. 113 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,559 Wait, shes gonna hear us. 114 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:36,472 Youre so good, baby. Yes. 115 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,912 Oh, mommy. Oh mama! lm gonna come! 116 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,390 Im gonna come! lm gonna come! 117 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,109 Im coming, baby! I... now! Now! 118 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,669 Now, now! 119 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,593 That Momo, what a stud! - Whos coming into Stella now? 120 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,717 Stella make you feel good. - Go on, Benzi. Go in. 121 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,755 Yudale, you go. - No way! Why should I go? You go. 122 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,751 I already went this morning. You go. Go on. 123 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,840 Come on, I make you feel good. 124 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,708 Go on already. She wont bite. 125 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,679 Yudale, you were always a big talker. 126 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,037 How was it? -Awesome. 127 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:41,468 Come here, sugar... Come here, muffin... 128 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,391 She freaked you out, didnt she? - Who, me? 129 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,595 Get closer... Closer, baby. 130 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,840 Stella make you feel good. 131 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,958 Take it off. 132 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:18,516 Now, dont be scared. Nobody scared of Stella. 133 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,152 Look what hes doing to her. - Excuse me, have you gone insane? 134 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,710 No. You? -Than what do you think youre doing? 135 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,554 Youre my strudel. - Youre electrifying me. 136 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:48,029 What? -My dads an electrician. For fighting horny guys like you. 137 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:57,675 Now! Now! lm coming, baby. 138 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,788 One more, sugar. Youre my strudel, baby. 139 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:05,711 Youre sweet. 140 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,078 Well, do you think only Momo can? 141 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,872 You know, its too bad God didnt create the woman 142 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,955 with her cunt over here and the mans dick over here. 143 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,838 Why? - Could have been fun. 144 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:24,154 Say we meet on the street, and I ask you, "Hey, whats up?" 145 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,954 Whats up? Did you come? - No. You hurt me. 146 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,474 I didnt even have it on. - You disgusting pig! 147 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:35,235 Now! Now! lm coming, sugar! 148 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,915 One more time, sugar! Youre my strudel, baby! 149 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:46,990 Im coming! lm coming! 150 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,198 Man, remember when that guy came in? We were scared shitless. 151 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:04,028 Stella likes happy. Put music on, yes? 152 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,712 Hold on. Whos there? 153 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,759 Im coming... 154 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,197 Whats this? 155 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,510 You guys are gross. 156 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,870 Hold on. Hold on... - Let me go! 157 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,038 Goddamn these girls. 158 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,951 Did you see those cunts? They dont want to fuck. 159 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,640 Since that Momo went to America, the wells dried. No more lays. 160 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,632 Hey, wait, Ive got a cool idea. 161 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,398 Lets go abroad. - What? 162 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,789 Lets go abroad. lm telling you. - What for? 163 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,233 Look, Momo is having a ball there. 164 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,755 Theres girls there, like trash. You never have to zip up. 165 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,512 I dont know. My parents might not let me. 166 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,319 Say youll kill yourself if not. - His parents will be grateful. 167 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,994 What should we do now? -lm going home. My parents are waiting. 168 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,070 Man, if I dont get laid, Ill die. 169 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,228 Im off. I have a date. - Man, where are you going? 170 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,755 I have a date with this hot chick. Shes a sure thing. 171 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,918 Her dads a sailor, shes home alone, waiting. You coming? -yep. 172 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,713 Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! 173 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,470 Dont fuck! Dont fuck! No! 174 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,030 Whats this? -My dad got this from Africa, to watch over me. 175 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,992 What for? Ill watch over you. 176 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,390 Dont cover! Dont cover! 177 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,678 Asshole! You asshole! 178 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,472 Asshole! 179 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,000 You know what? lll make you a drink that will blow your cunt. 180 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,231 Wait right here. Dont move. 181 00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,632 My dad is supposed to come home any minute. 182 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:02,353 So? Well make it quick. 183 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,309 Oh my God... 184 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,439 Here, drink this. 185 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,590 Cheers! Drink up. Drink up. 186 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,676 Why do you keep putting your shirt on? Take it off. 187 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,718 Cant you see how much I love you? -Really? 188 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,837 Yeah, sure! Dont you believe me? Here, give me your hand. 189 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,918 See how my heart... How my heart is pounding for you. 190 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,320 Dont be such a little girl. Take you bra off. 191 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,677 Thats it. Ive had enough of him. 192 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,751 What the hell is he whistling about? 193 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,475 Whats the matter with you? Youll wake up the neighbors. 194 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,790 Well, are you coming or am I going? -Just a minute! 195 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,509 Shes gonna put out in a sec. - Come fast. -Okay. 196 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,273 Come on. What're you waiting for? - No patience, huh? Me neither. 197 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,117 No, not today. Some other time. - Some other time what? 198 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,754 Do you mean to tell me I wasted the entire evening on you? 199 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,399 Yudale! 200 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,356 Doesnt hurt... -lm crazy about you. 201 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,634 Thats good, baby. So good. - Man, what a great fuck. 202 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,470 Turn off the lights, you idiot! - Could I be drunk? 203 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,754 Dad! Dad? -Wheres is knife what I killed lion in jungle with? 204 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,878 Now I kill you like rat! No move! 205 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,669 You move, you die! -lm not moving, -What do you want? 206 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,678 First you break my daughter, now you cry like frog? 207 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,557 You pay for this! - What do you want from me? 208 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,228 What did I do? - You ruin my daughter! 209 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:34,395 You ruin honor of my virgin ship, you dog! 210 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,872 Dad, I love him? - Love who? 211 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,278 This rabbit? -Yes. 212 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:45,190 You need now marry her. Not every day you have such pretty girl. 213 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,956 Virgin, what her papa buy her parrot to watch her. 214 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,957 You want me to marry this cow? 215 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,278 I kill you! - No, dad, no! 216 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,910 You kill my daughter! My Yafa! Now you no run away. 217 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,475 Go, idiot! Wait for me! 218 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,037 Got screwed, did you? - Dont ask, just go, go go! 219 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,997 Ill get you! Rapist of little girls! 220 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,433 Dog! Bastard! 221 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,754 Thats a fat fish. A trout I'll catch him yet. 222 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,472 Benzi, look at those two babes there. Probably tourists. 223 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,512 How can you tell? - They look it. 224 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,637 Look how pale they are. Probably Swedish. 225 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,674 Coming? -Forget it. Nothing will come out of those two. 226 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,433 Why? they wont give you trouble. Theyll fuck you for nothing. 227 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,194 Benzi. Ill have the one on the left, youll have the other one. 228 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,793 Excuse me... 229 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,879 Excuse me? 230 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,548 What time is it, please? - Sorry, I dont have a watch. 231 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,153 Can I help you? 232 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,719 Hows the water? -Wet. 233 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,718 Im Benzi. Whats your name? -lm Dana. 234 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,153 What are you doing? - Nothing. Looking for oil. 235 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,833 Pervert! 236 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,316 What are you doing here? Shame on you, asshole! 237 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,916 Dana! Dana! Are you coming? 238 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,314 Sorry. My mothers calling me. 239 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,557 You speak Hebrew? - Yes. 240 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,910 Why didnt you say so? - You never asked. 241 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,630 Dana! -One minute. 242 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,550 Say, can we get together sometime? 243 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,559 Sure, next week on the Orion. 244 00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:02,031 The Orion? -lts a ship. lm sailing to Europe next week. 245 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:03,189 Ciao... 246 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,198 Benzi! Benzi! 247 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,516 Did you see her mother? She wont put out. 248 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,513 Are you sure that Orion ship is here? 249 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,795 Sure its here. She said she was sailing on that ship. 250 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,272 I dont get why you are so smitten with her. 251 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,755 Youve only seen her once. - You dont have to come with me. 252 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,239 You can stay here if you want. 253 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,839 Benzi, youre crazy. 254 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,155 Heres the ship. 255 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,719 I told you. I wasn't lying. 256 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,439 Are you really gonna board it? 257 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,552 Im dying. I have to get that girl. 258 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,515 Man, I am so sick of your goddamn affairs. 259 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,639 Go on, go on. - What do you have, a joker? 260 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,438 Mom! Mom! -Benzi, come say hello to the guests. 261 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,355 Oh, how you son has grown! -Yes. Such a good by. So helpful. 262 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,748 Can I talk to you now? 263 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,271 Benzi, you havent said hello to the guests. -Hello girls. 264 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,834 Can I talk to you? - One minute. After the game. 265 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,669 Whats the rush? -Come here. - Excuse me. whats the rush? 266 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,753 I need you to sign here. - What exactly am I signing? 267 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,192 Its for my studies. You want me to be an engineer, dont you? 268 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,433 Oh, an engineer, yes! Ill just go get my glasses. 269 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,278 Whats this? 270 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,956 What do you think this is? What kind of studies are you on about? 271 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,911 Its a job application... as a sailor on a ship. 272 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,873 Are you nuts? -What? Your son wants to be a sailor. 273 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,230 What are you talking about? He wants to be an engineer! 274 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,629 I dont want to hear it. lm not signing. 275 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,150 Someone from my family, a sailor on a ship?! 276 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,431 No. No way. Working on a ship. What an idea. 277 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,397 So youre not signing? -No! Youre not signing? -No! 278 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,471 Im gonna kill myself. - Youre not scaring me. 279 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,154 Go ahead! No one died from that yet! 280 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:19,395 Did you hear that? Something new. A sailor! 281 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,198 But I didnt do anything to her! - Then how did she get pregnant? 282 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,149 From the weather? From the heat? Or maybe it was the parrot? 283 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,232 But its impossible! 284 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,591 Here, I have a note from the doctor. 285 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,030 It's your fault, you're to blame. 286 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,512 Yeah, he got it from you. He likes to run after girls. 287 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,158 You also run after girls. 288 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,238 Thats not a doctors note, thats a receipt. -Whatever. 289 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,353 The point here is that you got my baby pregnant. 290 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,238 Didnt he, Yafa? 291 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,874 Look at her. What a beauty. 292 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,473 He can mess with other peoples' heads, not ours. 293 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,796 What a stubborn guy! 294 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:14,193 So what kind of wedding do you want? Waiters or buffet? 295 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,960 What wedding? Whats he talking about? lm not marrying anyone. 296 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,759 Mazel tov! Come here, Yafa, my sweet. 297 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,359 Come kiss the groom. 298 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,795 Here, I got an engagement ring. 299 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:28,318 Yafa honey, these are your parents now. 300 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,350 Here you go. Yafa, kiss him. 301 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,908 Here, mom, thats the ship. - Really, thats the ship? 302 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,869 Are you sure thats it? Benzi, tell me, are you sure? 303 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,956 I just hope you dont sail to Africa by mistake. 304 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,314 Oh, Sonya! - What is it? 305 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,397 I still dont understand: why is he going? 306 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,998 Isnt it dangerous? -Oh, really. Hell go to England and Europe, 307 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,118 and learn some manners. Become a gentleman. 308 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,157 You know, its different there. 309 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,949 Everybodys on board. I gotta go. Goodbye. See you later. 310 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,389 Oh, Benzi! -Take care! - Benzi! 311 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,675 Ima, everybodys looking. Youre embarrassing me. 312 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,752 Benzi! Benzi! Benzi! Bezni! 313 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,233 Benzi! Bezni! 314 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,158 Benzi! Bezni! 315 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,871 Promise me one thing, Benzi, that you dont hook up with any girls. 316 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,392 You might catch a venial disease, or something. 317 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,753 Hello! 318 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,714 Hello. -Nice to have you on board. Have a nice time. 319 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,589 Hello. lm always glad to see you. 320 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:07,634 Hey, Benzi! Benzi! I told you Id come. 321 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,668 Did you see the ship? 322 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,638 Were gonna have a ball, arent we? 323 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,151 Ella, watch your head coming in. 324 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,911 Dana, great to have you with us. 325 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,078 OK» guys, pay attention! 326 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:41,750 Everybody put your personal items here, and stand behind them. 327 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,793 So youve arrived, boy? Stand right here. Chin up. 328 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,468 Theyll soon take you downstairs, to the lower deck. 329 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,519 Theyll show you your cabins, and give you the uniform. 330 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,391 What time do you call this, than? Trout! 331 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,678 You stay here now, just as you are, is that clear? 332 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,996 Everybody, wait here until the guy in charge shows up. 333 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,710 Hey, Benzi! -Hey Yudale! What are you doing here? 334 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,433 Same thing you are. I had to get away. 335 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,154 Get away from what? - Remember that fat girl 336 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,231 I screwed, while you were in the car downstairs? -Yeah? 337 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,833 Her dad is forcing me to marry her. 338 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,111 No shit! Whos her dad? - Some guy. 339 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,554 Some asshole called Georgia. 340 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,358 Looks like an ape, with his black moustache. 341 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,829 His daughter too. Looks like a guerilla with a moustache... 342 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,993 You havent seen the ape with the moustache for a while, have you? 343 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,354 Did you miss him? 344 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,870 Did you think you could run away, maggot? 345 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,674 No, I just came to say goodbye. lm out of here. Bye, Benzi! 346 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,836 Shut up and stand here! 347 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,319 From now on, no exceptions for sons in law! 348 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,950 Hello and welcome to the babies who want to be sailors. 349 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,440 Seamanship includes working on deck, in the mess, the kitchen, 350 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:19,189 painting, dishwashing, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. 351 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,068 Barracuda, get over here! 352 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:34,477 Now well try a rescue drill. Everybody put your suit on. 353 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:47,234 Now everybody say: 8.0.8! 8.0.8! 354 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,993 Mommy! -Mommy! 355 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,350 Mommy! -Mommy! 356 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,152 Help! -Help! 357 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,510 Help! -Help! 358 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,039 The sea is drowning! The ship is nervous! Help! -Help! 359 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,390 Help! -Help! - S.O.S! Help! 360 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,191 Mayday! Everybody! 361 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,070 Mommy! -Mommy! Mommy! -Mommy! 362 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,391 Mommy cant hear you! - Mommy! -Cant hear you! 363 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:16,592 Mommy! -Mommy! 364 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:22,029 Dry land! Were saved! Were saved! 365 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,472 Georgia! 366 00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,951 Are you nuts? I cant stand this. 367 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,794 Take them to the cabin, right now! 368 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:31,915 A great drill, wasn't it? 369 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,117 I hope a shark eats him. That dog. Everyone in your cabin! 370 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,710 A good seaman needs certain things. One, confidence. 371 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:44,908 Quickness... 372 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,553 Speed... 373 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,793 Skills... 374 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,714 Like a trapeze artist! You see? 375 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,150 Now you can pick up a plate and put it down. 376 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,072 No problem. You see? 377 00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,995 Occupational hazard. Dirty dishes. 378 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,431 Darling, we are lucky. The police didnt suspect anything. 379 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:23,475 But when we arrive in Italy, we have to think of something new. 380 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,957 The police there, know the dog trick. 381 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,236 Dont worry darling. I have someone who will do if for me. 382 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,592 Who? - The purser, Georgia. 383 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,678 Im so glad I came. 384 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,274 Finally, Ill have a chance to rest and paint. 385 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,716 Well, are you enjoying yourself? - Yes, its nice. 386 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,072 Heres Moshe! 387 00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,633 Hes very nice, isnt he? - Yeah, hes nice. 388 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,950 Hello Moshe. -Hello. - How are you? -Great. 389 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,872 Whats up? 390 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,275 You look wonderful. Are you having a good time? 391 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,149 Great. lm glad. Shall we toast? 392 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,473 Good evening, Madam, Monsignor. ls everything okay? 393 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,433 Benzi, forget about her. Shes out of your league. 394 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,552 Cant you see shes with someone? - Leave me alone. 395 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:13,154 Man, I dont get you. See you around. 396 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,873 Hey, Benzi, where are you going? 397 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,639 Im just going upstairs, to check something. Ill be right back. 398 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,078 Hey, what are you looking at? 399 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,153 You know you and your guys cant hang out here. 400 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,271 Do you see this tray? 401 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,837 Take it, and get into the kitchen. 402 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,070 Leave him alone. 403 00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,113 Moshe, your behavior is disgusting. 404 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,796 Here, take the popcorn. -So, guys, hows it going? -Great! 405 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:58,870 Here, have some popcorn. - No pushing. -No pushing. 406 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,550 Benzi, whats with all the drinking? Youll get drunk. 407 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,392 No pushing. -No pushing! 408 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,314 Hi Dana. Would you like to dance? - No thanks. 409 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:33,679 Why not? -I dont feel like it. - Whats wrong? 410 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,393 You don't feel well? 411 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,508 Would you dance with me? 412 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,836 Me? -Yes. 413 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,995 I cant. lm on duty. -lts fine. Dont worry about it. 414 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,711 But were not allowed. -Come on. 415 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,988 Come here. Take this upstairs. Were out of hot dogs. 416 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,150 You take it up. - Me? take it up? 417 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,310 Did you see how hes slacking off work? 418 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,349 Do you see what I see? Do you see her there? 419 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,558 Im sure shes doing it to piss us off. 420 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,233 Georgia! 421 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,833 Whats that guy doing? 422 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,270 The crew aren't allowed to dance with the passengers! 423 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,357 Ill kick him out of here right now. 424 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,910 Ill punish him tomorrow. 425 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,760 I won't stand for it. 426 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,633 Benzi, why are you crying? 427 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,035 You mess with the captain's daughter, you end up crying. 428 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,078 And if you mess with the purser's daughter, you end up laughing? 429 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,591 What are you doing here, my son in law? 430 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,869 Im here to help him. 431 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,878 Him? Even God cant help him. 432 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:40,678 The skipper has his eye on him, 433 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:43,348 Since he wanted to lay something on the skippers daughter. 434 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,429 His dick? 435 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,432 Exactly. I have a shrewd son in law. 436 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,035 A poet. 437 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,078 You say a word, And he immediately rhymes it. 438 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,396 Youre doing it all wrong. Move over, Ill show you. 439 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,789 You take the onion, you put the knife, you cut. 440 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,476 What are you standing around here crying for? 441 00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,391 Theres a lady on deck, that ordered a juice. 442 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,596 Go take her the juice, but no peeking. 443 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:18,033 Have you become a poet, dad? - Go, my little quiche, run! 444 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,270 Excuse me. Excuse me. 445 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,108 Did you order the juice? -Yes. 446 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,513 Rub my back. 447 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,432 - Rub it on? 448 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,714 And there, you can see the isle of Pocolopolus. 449 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,118 Hey, buddy, what are you doing here? 450 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,475 I got her something to eat and drink. 451 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,198 You call this eating? 452 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,719 I got her a mayo sandwich, 453 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,996 but it fell on her back, so lm cleaning it up. 454 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,549 Mayo? -Yes. 455 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,479 Quit being a smartass, kid, and get back to your duties. Now! 456 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,554 Come to my room later. Two two. 457 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,676 Dont forget. Two two. Okay? - Two two? 458 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,471 People, did you see Pocolopolus? Its a very nice island. 459 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,159 Come in please. 460 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,959 Contessa, are you alone? - Yes darling. 461 00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:40,915 I got you a special champagne. - Good. 462 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,517 This we drink later. 463 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,879 Are you going out? 464 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:04,192 Ella, lm just going to the bridge. Ill be right back. -Ok. 465 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,273 Are you upset? 466 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:09,511 Every night you say youll be gone just a minute, 467 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,319 but you only get back after I fall asleep. -Well, but... I... 468 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,673 You know how busy I am. You know how much I have to take care of. 469 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,673 Ella, lm going to the bridge. 470 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,672 Ill tell them not to bother us tonight. 471 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,439 Well be together... 472 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,192 But youll be back soon? 473 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,195 Ill be right back. 474 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:45,990 Would you like some music? 475 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,233 Yes. 476 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,553 This isnt real. 477 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,189 Its a mirage. -Mirage? 478 00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,199 Isnt the baron coming? - Dont worry, dear. 479 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,912 Shes hot. - I think shes a virgin. 480 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,072 Im gonna die. 481 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,355 Im gonna die. 482 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,548 Im undoing my pants, and then lm doing her. 483 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:50,359 Coming, dear! 484 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,111 I never had anything like that. 485 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,630 If my father was here to see this, he would have cried. 486 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,272 Rozen is not coming... 487 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,914 Oh man... Not yet. Wait! 488 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,393 My pressure is dropping! My pressure is dropping! 489 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,634 Shes so hot! Oh boy. Yes, princess... 490 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,679 Princess... Come here, princess... 491 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,515 Two two? Two two two? 492 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,078 Wow baby, what a Swede! 493 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,798 Shes a submarine, lm a torpedo! 494 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:45,952 Youre nice. I like you. Do you like you? 495 00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:55,793 You have very nice thighs, you know? 496 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,278 You speak Swedish? 497 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,076 Well be done soon. The baron is coming. 498 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,153 Slow down, theres time. 499 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:16,399 So hot... shes killing me. lm gonna die. My blood pressure. 500 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,956 And my heart is pounding. Oh, dear... 501 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,190 What time is it? You came now? 502 00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,872 I dreamed that we were together, great idea. 503 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,830 Ella! 504 00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,751 Whats this? Whos that? 505 00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,679 Leave me alone. 506 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,074 Whats was he doing with you? I demand an explanation. 507 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,318 I told you, I was sleeping. 508 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,118 Did you take a pill or something? 509 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:16,754 You have something like that on top of you and you cant tell? 510 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:19,189 I dreamed it was you. - With a body like his? 511 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,557 How low can my life go? My wife and my daughter with sailors! 512 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:25,154 Next thing I know, Ill start messing with lady passengers. 513 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,437 Its a good thing youre here! 514 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,030 What happened? -What happened? lm asking you what happened? 515 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,991 You are embarrassing me! Kissing a sailor in public! 516 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,233 Hes nice, dad! -Nice... what are you talking about, nice? 517 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,677 Hes a common sailor! Nice, she tells me! 518 00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,589 You were once a sailor, weren't you dad? 519 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,718 Yeah, and no girl would even look at me then. -Except for me. 520 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,434 And besides, and besides, you have... 521 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:55,230 a guy who is nice, hot, educated, - Rich... 522 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,959 And in love with you! 523 00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,989 Hes in love with himself! He comes by looking in the mirror. 524 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:04,278 What? What? What? 525 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:08,268 Where did you pick up this language? From that sailor? 526 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,429 I order you never to see him again. 527 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:14,392 Do you promise me? 528 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,471 You promise? 529 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,193 If not, Ill drop you off in a raft in the middle of the ocean. 530 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,958 Youll be eaten by sharks! 531 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,916 Ladies and gentlemen, lm happy to announce 532 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,829 that tomorrow well be docking in Venice, our final destination. 533 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:04,995 On behalf of the crew, I thank you for your pleasant company. 534 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,111 Before we begin our feast, 535 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,829 Baron Von Alexander has something to tell us. 536 00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:13,236 Baron, please. 537 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,511 Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to invite you to our castle 538 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,673 tomorrow, to celebrate our Venetian masquerade party. 539 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,996 Froyke, come here. Help me right this down. 540 00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,679 Guys, before you puke your guts out, 541 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:34,677 I have an excellent remedy for sea sickness. 542 00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:35,795 Its an amazing thing. 543 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,074 It'll make your sea sickness go away. 544 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:38,798 Guys, whos buying? Whos buying? No pushing! No pushing! 545 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,512 How much is it? - Give me five. Here. 546 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,200 Whos buying? No pushing! Theres plenty for everyone. 547 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,077 Hands offl Five! -Thats five. Give me some change. 548 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,390 How much? Dont touch. Give me five. Write down five. 549 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,391 Whos buying? No pushing! Theres plenty for everyone. 550 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,356 I want to buy soap. 551 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,510 Soap, write it down, two liras. Heres your change. 552 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,273 Guys, I have the address of every whorehouse in the world. 553 00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,315 Who wants it? 554 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,469 Do you carry condoms? 555 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,868 Sure I do. All kinds. 556 00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,310 French, English, Italian. Elastic, plastic, aluminum. 557 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,356 What sizes do you have? Do you have this? 558 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,949 Bigger. - This? -Okay. 559 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:10,509 17. give me 10. Number 17. 560 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,069 Can I also have some? - Here you go. 10. 561 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:15,356 Okay, whos next? What size do you have? This big? 562 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,232 Smaller. - Smaller than this? 563 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,995 Smaller. - Get out of here! 564 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,758 Im done. OK, guys, get out of here. 565 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,794 OK, whos next? No one. 566 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,155 What about me? 567 00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,954 Hey, what about me? Do you have this? -Bigger. 568 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,553 How about this? - Bigger. 569 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,433 This? - Bigger. 570 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,432 This? 571 00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,314 Hi Dana. How are you? - Oh, its you. 572 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,356 Will you go on shore with me when we dock? 573 00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:05,597 No. lm staying here. 574 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,115 Why? Theres so much to see. 575 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,428 Please leave. 576 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,197 Leave me alone. 577 00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,358 But last night at the party I thought... 578 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,873 Stop thinking. 579 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,072 Forget about last night. lt meant nothing. Stop. 580 00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,436 Shine these for me. - Give me five. 581 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,432 Shine these too. - Five. 582 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,999 My shoes too, please. - You owe me five. 583 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,911 But I paid you? -When? - I paid you before. 584 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,434 Baby, I have a little job for you. 585 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,316 I want you to shine my shoes. Something special. So they shine! 586 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,996 These shoes? Thats gonna cost you 10. 587 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:05,153 Good. I like a son in law what thinks of saving. 588 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:08,068 Put it down in the notebook. Well take it off the dowry. 589 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,516 But I want them to sparkle, 590 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,678 so the queen of Italy can shave on their top. 591 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,799 Sparkle? - Like a lighthouse. 592 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,239 Could you show me how to make them sparkle? 593 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,479 Sure. Father of bride is always example for groom. 594 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,635 Shoe in left hand, brush in right. Put white cream and begin. 595 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:33,152 You see? Yafa likes having many shoes. 596 00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,316 Can you make the heel sparkle? 597 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,631 Good. Now the top. 598 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:42,071 You missed a spot there. 599 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:43,988 A little to the right. 600 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:47,152 Sparkle the heel some more. You need to use more cream there. 601 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,079 Now shine the top. And the heel. 602 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,039 Do you think lm stupid? Shining shoes? 603 00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:58,312 Finish it. Double time. S.O.S. 604 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,398 Make them sparkle. 605 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,799 Dana? 606 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,110 What is it, Benzi? - Nothing. 607 00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,917 Whats wrong? -lts hopeless. They took her away. 608 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,430 I dont get it. What are you talking about? 609 00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,995 I told you. They took Dana. They left. 610 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,829 Thats impossible. I carried their bags myself. 611 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,475 They went to Lydo. - What do you mean? 612 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:20,718 Are you sure? -Gerogia himself told me to carry their bags. 613 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,559 He even told me they were staying in a hotel tonight. 614 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,036 Theyre still in town? - Yes. 615 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,839 Im gonna go look for them. - Hold on. Ill help you. 616 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,273 Ill come with you. Let me get dressed. 617 00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,510 Hurry up. - Get the hats. 618 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,316 Nice going, son in law. Thats a very nice shine. 619 00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,192 Yafa will be pleased. 620 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,836 Hey! He took my shoes! 621 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:52,957 Heres another pair. Come on, lets go. 622 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,159 Come on, come on! 623 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:04,917 What diamonds? What are you talking about? 624 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,515 We want to go. - Thats too much. 625 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,315 Mario, let them go. 626 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,875 Lets go. 627 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,999 Which hotel did you say they were at? 628 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,315 I heard Hotel Maffa or Baffa. 629 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:56,913 Lets ask someone where it is. 630 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,149 Excuse me, do you know where the Maffa hotel is? 631 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,193 Excuse me, do you speak English? - A little. 632 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,756 Were looking for a hotel. - Hotel? -Mabafa... -Mabafa? 633 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,712 Were looking for a girl. - A girl? 634 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,189 A blond girl. - Blond? 635 01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,231 He thinks l'm a whore. 636 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,949 Me? Hotel? With you? 637 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,714 Crazy, crazy, crazy! 638 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,837 No, no, no. You are looking for a girl? 639 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,877 A pretty girl. -Lets go. 640 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,270 Were looking for a hotel. Mabafa. 641 01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,233 Come with me. I'll show you. 642 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,035 Wheres the hotel? - Wheres the hotel? 643 01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,073 Look. Original. Swiss watch. 644 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:01,954 Man, hes jerking us off. He doesnt know where the hotel is. 645 01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,116 Look at those watches. - How much is that? 646 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,995 For you? Nothing. 50, 000. 647 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:11,839 If youre not coming, lm leaving. lm leaving. -Hold on. 648 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,433 Watch me working him. Hold on a second. 649 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,988 This? 5,000. -5,000? No, no... 650 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,799 One minute mister. Mister! 651 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,036 For you? Five. 652 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,959 Watch me working him. 5,000? -Five. 653 01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,999 Hurry up. Come on. 654 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,792 Thank you. 655 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,549 My buddy. 656 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,231 Thank you. 657 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,432 Did you see how I conned him? 658 01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:50,115 Man! He stole my watch! 659 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,390 Hey, he took my money! - Come on, come on. 660 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,516 Forget it. - Look what he sold me. 661 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,514 Come on already. - Sonofabitch. -Come on! 662 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,631 Hey, Benzi, hold on. 663 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,756 What is this? Somethings wrong with these shoes. 664 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:07,237 They hurt like hell. - Come on, well fix it later. 665 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,468 Benzi, hold on. lm tired. - What do you mean youre tired. 666 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,279 Come on, fatso. Move your fat ass. 667 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,956 Excuse me, Mabafa, Mabafa... 668 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,348 Excuse me, lm looking for captain Green. 669 01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,994 Or his daughter, from the ship Orion. 670 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:53,518 L'm speaking on the phone now. Go sit down. 671 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:57,914 Excuse me? Excuse me? 672 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,918 Im looking for captain Green. - Wait, l'm talking to this man. 673 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,751 His daughter. - The Orions captains daughter? 674 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,909 Im sorry. They left. lm sorry. 675 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,319 Can you tell me where they are? 676 01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,393 Can't you see this is a hotel? This is not information. 677 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:23,234 Can't you see that l'm talking with this gentleman? 678 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,118 This is not information, you understand? 679 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:29,079 Get out of here now! 680 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:37,315 Forget it. Theres no point. They left. Well never find them now. 681 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,430 Benzi, dont give up. Lets think where they could have gone. 682 01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,357 Ive had it. 683 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,716 Im going back to the ship. - Hold on. 684 01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,679 Ill take you somewhere that will make you forget all about her. 685 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,276 Say, are you sure this isnt the fire eaters booth? 686 01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,516 No way. His show is outside. Didnt you see him? 687 01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,194 Thats the fortune tellers booth. 688 01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,631 Listen, guys, this says that if she reads your fortune, 689 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,559 and then you do this with your finger three times, and say: 690 01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,639 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka, shell put out right away. 691 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,749 Yassu. - Whos next? 692 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,036 Im first! - Havent you forgotten something? 693 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,389 No. I got it. 694 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,955 Not that! Give me a ten. I gave you the address, didnt l? 695 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,079 I see a great future for you. 696 01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:52,349 Youre going to go to Hollywood. Make movies. 697 01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,318 Demitris, Acropolis, Musaka. 698 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:30,597 Mom, I want to go back to the hotel. 699 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:33,638 Youre not going anywhere. I know you want to run away. 700 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,510 Youre staying here, and youll be a good girl. 701 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,394 Smile. People are looking. 702 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:53,873 Its been 20 seconds. 703 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:58,275 Man, look! Look how shes read his future! 704 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,875 Look how shes eating his Musaka. 705 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:03,236 Wait! Wait! 706 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,954 Georgia! Hello. 707 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:50,910 You recognized me, princess. - Of course I did, Georgia. 708 01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:54,110 Come on. Lets have a drink with the baron. 709 01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,597 Im glad youre here. 710 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,191 Man, what a fuck! Hes blowing her cunt up. 711 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,753 Look at that! 712 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:25,874 Do you like Venice? 713 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:27,991 Yes, I do. I love Pisa. 714 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,994 Come my friend with me. We talk here. 715 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,157 Come, sit over here. 716 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:44,518 Dino, close the door. 717 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,913 I think this guys crazy. 718 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,959 My Shoes! 719 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,718 Dont worry. Ill get you a new one. 720 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,913 But... 721 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,835 Where are the diamonds? - Diamonds? 722 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,236 Yes. I put them in your shoe. 723 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,195 In my shoe? Diamonds? - Yes. I will kill you. 724 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,834 Maybe this is not my shoe? 725 01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:32,558 Go home. Don't bother the guy. 726 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:45,950 How was it? -Amazing. - Didnt I tell you? 727 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,396 Wait, where are you going? -lts my turn. 728 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,557 My turn... My turn! 729 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,713 Sit Yudale! 730 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,759 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka. 731 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:30,795 You will travel alot around the world. 732 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,269 Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka. 733 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:40,793 We'll go, people, people. You will be rich. 734 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,951 There will be nothing like this in the world. 735 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,598 What's this, a hand? You're handsome, blond, your eyes 736 01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:56,273 everything...is good, good. 737 01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,119 One second... 738 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:55,597 Hey, you! We were here before! 739 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,870 Im next, hes after me, and youre after him. 740 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,958 Moshe! 741 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,672 Are you enjoying the party? 742 01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,996 Its great. The costumes are amazing. 743 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:48,275 Dana, I have to talk to you. Come outside with me for a second. 744 01:13:49,360 --> 01:13:52,432 Thats a great idea. Definitely. You can go out with Moshe. 745 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,757 We know he wont do anything stupid. 746 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:56,950 Right Moshe? - Sure. 747 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,759 Go. 748 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:05,032 Hes so nice. 749 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,710 I hope shes a little nicer to him. 750 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:26,713 Look at this party! 751 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,191 Dana, wait, I want to talk to you. 752 01:14:29,280 --> 01:14:30,998 Yes, what is it? 753 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,718 Dana, kiss me. - Leave me alone. -Dana... 754 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:34,711 Dana, kiss me. - Let go! Stop it! 755 01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:36,473 What is wrong with you lately? 756 01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:39,549 You barely talk to me. - Leave me alone. -Dana! 757 01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:40,675 Leave me alone! - Dana! 758 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,910 Stop it! - Dana, Dana. -Stop! 759 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:46,359 Get offl Dont touch me. Let me go. Stop! 760 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,835 Leave her alone! 761 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:49,909 Dont touch me! 762 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,638 Stop it! -Leave her alone! 763 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,635 Stop! Stop! 764 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,399 Moshe, stop! 765 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:32,353 Benzi, stop it. Stop, Benzi! Leave him alone. 766 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:03,116 Wait, those are my shoes! Those are my shoes! 767 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:05,591 He took my shoes. What? -Those are my shoes! 768 01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,555 Look! - Watch him. Come on. 769 01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,760 Come sit down. No one will find us here. 770 01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:14,509 What are you doing with him? 771 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,838 I asked what you were doing with him? 772 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:20,071 I slept with him, dad. 773 01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,232 What? Since when do you do things like that? 774 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,193 Shame on you. 775 01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:27,191 Dad, youd better shut up. 776 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:30,432 Ella, why is she saying that to me? 777 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:32,517 Id like to know that too. 778 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:40,308 Actually, you know... I think hes a nice guy. lsnt he? 779 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:06,348 Froyke, look how in love Benzi is. 780 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:12,073 Translation: Shaily Giveon Subtitles: Elrom Studios Ltd.